A VISIT WITH THE ACCUSED
Morning of October 7, 3019
Frodo portrayed by Hobbitness
Orc Guard portrayed by Eowyn
Narrator and Ceolwulf portrayed by Wraith
Narrator: *One day has passed since Ceolwulf
was taken to the guardhouse because of Frodo's orders and for
killing an orc, a crime punishable by death.*
Narrator: *King Varyon will ponder upon the case and give his
judgment after 30 days of whether Ceolwulf is to live or whether
he is to die.*
Ceolwulf: *Ceolwulf sits in his cell, thinking of the strange
fate that has brought him a slave to this land*
Ceolwulf: *Outside his cell, one of the orc guards is taunting
him*
Orc Guard: *peers through the bars to ceolwulf's cell* 'avin'
fun in there, mate? har har!
Ceolwulf: Yes, the company is much better in here.... by myself
Orc Guard: ya better git used to it, snaga, you'll be in 'ere
fer a long time!
Ceolwulf: Then I will get to enjoy your intelligent conversation
a bit longer, won't I?
Orc Guard: *the orc gives ceolwulf big grin, showing his yellowish,
slime-covered fangs* oh yes, snaga! it will do you better.
Ceolwulf: I am amazed! Where did you learn such wit? At the feet
of your master?
Orc Guard: *growls slightly* are you makin' fun of me, snaga?
because that's not nice, not nice at all.
Ceolwulf: No, no, far be it from me to make fun of anything so.......
worthy as yourself. Do you have a name?
Orc Guard: me name's gorfush.
Ceolwulf: I am sure the name must suit you
Orc Guard: none of your business, snaga.
Ceolwulf: Friendly sort, aren't you?
Orc Guard: *snarls and exhales a puff of foul-smelling air towards
ceolwulf*
Ceolwulf: *Coughs when the reek hits his nostrils and backs away
from the cell door*
Ceolwulf: Gorfush, since you aren't doing anything other than
making your usual intelligent remarks, I suppose you would bring
me a wine skin?
Orc Guard: *narrows yellowish eyes at ceolwulf...mutters* of course,
of course... tis the shakh's orders you git the best of treatment.
*wishes he could torture him in violent, brutal ways instead*
Ceolwulf: *thinks to himself..... How incredible it is that the
enemy can create such monsters as this*
Ceolwulf: *That are so willing to do his bidding, even die for
him. How can this monstrosity be? By the Valar!*
Orc Guard: *the short, stocky orc slowly lumbers off, then eventually
returns with a flask of wine. he hands it through the bars of
the cell window* 'ere, snaga. take it
Ceolwulf: *Reaches his hand through the cell bars and takes the
wine skin from the orc, then walks across his cell to the farther
wall, uncorks the top, hoists it up to his lips and takes a drink*
Ceolwulf: *He calls out to the guard* At least your masters provide
good wine!
Orc Guard: *peers through the bars* aye! tis good wine. *under
breath* too good to waste on worthless snagas.
Frodo: *Frodo, newly settled in his new home in Minas Artano,
formerly Gondor, has received a letter from Vartang describing's
Ceolwulf's impending judgement*
Orc Guard: *the orc leaves ceolwulf's cell door and slowly lumbers
back to his duties*
Frodo: *With nearly every breath since that letter, Frodo has
cursed Vartang, the officer of Mordor who calls himself Frodo's
"advisor" but really controls his fate and the fate
of all those whom Vartang has forced to be Frodo's slaves.*
Ceolwulf: *Boredom is a the common lot of all prisoners, and no
matter how much he tries to keep his mind occupied, Ceolwulf is
a victim of the same boredom that assaults all*
Frodo: *Frodo has great affection for Ceolwulf, but the man is
going mad with grief for Elfhild, with whom he is in love, and
who is imprisoned in Minas Morgul, the dead city*
Frodo: *Frodo was unable to stop Ceolwulf from running off on
an impossible mission to save Elfhild singlehandedly, so he had
him imprisoned as a last resort*
Ceolwulf: *Times without number, Ceolwulf has walked across his
cell, first from the north to the south, and then from the east
to the west, and then diagonally*
Ceolwulf: *He knows exactly how many steps it takes to cross the
floor on each transit. He has counted the stones in the cell wall
many times and has memorized every imperfection in the floor,
up in the ceiling and along the walls*
Frodo: *But Ceolwulf struggled with his guards and killed one
of them...and now his life hangs in the balance. After hours spent
with his head in his hands, pondering all this, Frodo decides
what to do*
Ceolwulf: *His company during the night was only the sound of
scurrying rats whose light footsteps soon began to sound like
drumbeats in his brain*
Frodo: *It has only been one day, but Frodo figures Ceolwulf must
be going mad with boredom...Frodo remembers the months of his
own imprisonment in Mordor with its alternating periods of torture
and solitary confinement, after he and Sam were captured*
Ceolwulf: *Ceolwulf thinks... How long have I been here? One night,
a day? It seems like years. But it will not bother me long, for
the solitude will drive me mad and I will not care*
Frodo: *Frodo knows many tales of ancient lore, for his old Uncle
Bilbo was a scholar. Frodo searches his memory for these tales,
intending to go and tell Ceolwulf stories to relieve his boredom*
Frodo: *Frodo descends the dark stairs into the dungeon and pushes
the stool the orc was using up to the cell door and peers inside.
He sees Ceolwulf alone drinking from a wine flask*
Ceolwulf: *He takes another drink from the wine skin. How can
it be, he wonders, that the Enemy can produce the wine which I
have ever drunk?*
Ceolwulf: *He takes another drink from the wine skin. Perhaps
I should just drink myself to oblivion, he thinks*
Ceolwulf: *He drinks again from the wine skin and then rubs his
hand across his cheek and face. My beard is growing back, he thinks.
I wonder if they will let me keep it or force me to shave it off*
Ceolwulf: *I am like a caged animal, he thinks, and begins to
pace across the floor, carrying his wine skin, slung across his
shoulder*
Ceolwulf: *He hoists the wineskin up to his mouth and drinks deeply,
savoring the taste in his mouth*
Frodo: *Frodo's heart twists as he sees Ceolwulf pacing in his
cell, like a fine stallion confined to a tiny stall*
Ceolwulf: *Ceolwulf continues to pace around his cell, stopping
repeatedly to take drinks from the wine skin, his only solace
in his grim prison*
Frodo: *Frodo's fists loosely circle the bars in the window, and
he attempts to smile at Ceolwulf* Hullo Ceolwulf
Ceolwulf: *He starts in surprise at hearing the familiar voice
of Frodo*
Ceolwulf: Frodo! *he exclaims and walks briskly over to the cell
door*
Frodo: *Frodo's smile widens*
Ceolwulf: They let you come to see me?
Frodo: I'm not sure what they think. I just came! *he grins*
Frodo: I figured you must be awfully bored and I wanted to visit
you.
Ceolwulf: It is good to see you *he says as he looks through the
bars at Frodo*
Ceolwulf: The guards make poor companions and their stench befouls
the air
Frodo: *Frodo inwardly sighs with relief to see that Ceolwulf
is not so angry with him for imprisoning him anymore*
Ceolwulf: Filthy brutes! *he says grimly. Then he thinks... perhaps
they cannot help the way they are*
Frodo: *not so angry with him anymore for putting him in the dungeon
Frodo: *Frodo's voice hardens* Aye, that they are
Ceolwulf: *he puts his hands on the bars, his wineskin forgotten*
Have you heard any news!
Frodo: *Frodo's jaw drops and his eyes widen, then he stammers*
Oh...Ceolwulf, I thought...I thought you already knew.
Frodo: What do you know, so far?
Ceolwulf: I know what the orcs have told me. They say my head
will be upon a block in thirty days
Ceolwulf: But what I wish to hear *he grasps the bars* is news
of Elfhild and her sister!
Frodo: *sighs* There has been no news of them
Frodo: Not since Vartang promised they will return at the spring
solstice
Ceolwulf: *his shoulders slump* Nothing? No word?
Frodo: *shakes his head*
Ceolwulf: Frodo, you should have let me go to them. It appears
I will die anyway
Frodo: Varyon is still considering your case
Frodo: you might live.....
Frodo: *trails off*
Ceolwulf: The Enemy does not take well to killing its lackeys
Ceolwulf: Varyon *he exclaims and laughs a hollow laugh*
Frodo: *leans his forehead against the bars, sighs, smiles sadly
at Ceolwulf...the full weight of the situation hitting him for
the first time*
Frodo: *after a pause* How are you holding up?
Ceolwulf: Well enough, Frodo, well enough, but I have been here
only one day and no man of Rohan can stand being in a cage for
long
Frodo: I know....well, this is where I would ask you to promise
not to run away so I could let you out...but that would not free
you anymore, since you killed the orc, and Vartang is keeping
you here.
Ceolwulf: But the threat of death hangs over my head! How can
it be better to be executed than it could be to die knowing what
I should do?
Ceolwulf: it is a cruel fate that has been put upon us
Frodo: *clenches his jaw, draws in a sharp breath*
Frodo: I do not want you to be executed!
Frodo: If only you had not struck out at the guards!
Frodo: I wanted to keep you here, safe.....well, I have already
said all I can say to you, to no avail. *sighs*
Ceolwulf: I did not wish to be taken their captive. I had to fight,
but five against one is poor odds
Frodo: Yes, and you would have been one against many more had
you run away.
Ceolwulf: I hate the filthy beasts! *he says and clenches the
bars tightly* I would kill them all with my bare hands if I could
Frodo: *nods slowly* I wish you could....but as you said, the
odds are not in our favor.
Ceolwulf: I would have preferred running away to this
Frodo: But at least you are alive....and they may grant you clemency
Frodo: I'll do everything I can!
Ceolwulf: The odds of my living longer than thirty days is very
slight. I killed one of their lackeys and they will want their
satisfaction
Frodo: *closes his eyes, stifles an angry outburst at Ceolwulf's
rashness in killing the orc*
Ceolwulf: What was I to do when faced with five of them? Greet
them cheerfully?
Ceolwulf: *He shakes his head* Frodo, why did you do this to me?
Why! Why! *his voice rises*
Frodo: *pauses to control himself, then answers quietly* I put
you here to save you from going to your death...but this sentence
that hangs over your head, you did to yourself, by killing that
orc, my friend
Ceolwulf: *he moves away and takes another drink from the wine
skin* But perhaps... *he says, his voice becoming lower* you can
help get me out of here?
Frodo: How could I do that?
Ceolwulf: Perhaps... *he says, his voice very low* Vardamir and
some of the other servants could come by stealth in the night.....
silence the guards and free me!
Frodo: And then what?
Ceolwulf: Then give me a horse and my sword
Frodo: Your death would be more certain than it is now
Frodo: and...silence the guards? You mean kill them? That would
endanger Vardamir
Ceolwulf: Let Vardamir come to my aid. He is a soldier too, and
knows the way. He has killed many, he says
Ceolwulf: What is one more of the devils, Frodo? Let them all
die
Ceolwulf: They will soon enough be upon my people when they can
Frodo: Think, Ceolwulf. Two, against THOUSANDS. Thousands, Ceolwulf!
And they are not all orcs. There are men too, and countless wraiths,
in Minas Morgul
Frodo: *looks pointedly at Ceolwulf* Do you really want to die?
Ceolwulf: *he looks away from Frodo* That is a difficult question,
my friend, but sometimes I think that is the very thing that I
wish, but others, no, no *he shakes his head* I would not
Ceolwulf: *he looks back at Frodo* I think sometimes all is doomed
Frodo: So do I, sometimes
Frodo: But still we can do something...we can wait for hope to
come
Frodo: We can.....just survive
Frodo: She will come back *tries to smile reassuringly*
Ceolwulf: Look at the trick that fate has played upon us. You
went to Mordor, journeyed many miles, for what? And I came from
Rohan and for what?
Frodo: *flinches, looks down*
Frodo: *ponders a while, then meets Ceolwulf's eyes again* We
do not yet know for what
Ceolwulf: What has the Enemy promised you?
Frodo: Promised?
Ceolwulf: Why did he not kill you?
Frodo: I do not know. I begged him to kill me many times
Ceolwulf: But yet you live. How can this be?
Frodo: At the time he kept me alive so he could torture me further,
but I do not know why they have put me in these houses now, in
Nurn and here
Ceolwulf: *he tightens his hold on the bars of the cell* Frodo,
tell me it is not so, what I fear
Ceolwulf: That you did not willingly take that accursed Ring back!
Frodo: Oh!....You could not think that! Of course it is not true!
Frodo: I was taking it to the Mountain of Fire, to destroy it!
Frodo: But we were captured, Sam and I
Frodo: An army of orcs cornered us
Frodo: And we escaped them, can you believe it? But I took a drink
of water, and they saw me lift the flask, and came and seized
us
Ceolwulf: Why were you not killed by the orcs?
Frodo: Because I was still wearing the Ring around my neck....*flushes
with a sudden longing for the ring*
Frodo: Perhaps they knew that He wanted me for himself
Ceolwulf: Aye, the Enemy deals cruelly with those who cross him
Frodo: *His eyes cloud, seeming to stare at unimaginable horror*
I can't describe it...can hardly even remember it...chained under
his throne...with that wolf staring hungerly at me...
Frodo: ...and the pain and hunger...and Sam....he was a wraith
*whispers*
Frodo: *shakes it off, looks back at Ceolwulf*
Ceolwulf: A wolf? *he asks, puzzled*
Ceolwulf: You never told me of a wolf
Frodo: I try not to speak of it
Frodo: I try not to remember it.
Ceolwulf: Then you should not
Frodo: *deep breath, nods*
Ceolwulf: Who knows what terrors you faced, things that no man
could endure
Frodo: *weak smile*
Ceolwulf: And then this Ring you have, this strange Ring that
you gave me, the one you said you got in the marketplace
Frodo: *feels a twinge of guilt*
Ceolwulf: *He lowers his eyes and looks at the floor* It spoke......
to me last night
Frodo: *widens his eyes* It did?
Ceolwulf: I thought at first I was going mad
Ceolwulf: And now I am convinced of it!
Frodo: Perhaps not...what did it say?
Ceolwulf: It said it was the first of the Nine and it was joined
and bound to all the rest
Ceolwulf: What is the meaning of this?
Frodo: *Anger flashes in his eyes, but he fights it down*
Frodo: ...I do not know
Frodo: I think these rings are all bound together
Ceolwulf: It said something else, something very strange, as strange
as the first thing it said
Ceolwulf: It said that Elfhild was the second.....
Frodo: *raises his eyebrows*
Ceolwulf: I did not understand it. I tried to put its words out
of my mind, but I could not
Ceolwulf: Vardamir is right. All is madness here
Frodo: *nods*
Ceolwulf: *he looks back up* And I find today.... after last night....
that when I touch it, I feel strangely comforted
Frodo: *furrows his brow, shakes his head slowly* I do not know
the meaning of this...but it seems that some strange...sinister
force is at work here
Ceolwulf: If I could, I would take it off but it will not let
me
Ceolwulf: And I fear that soon I will not want to take it off
Frodo: *leans his forehead on his hand, rubs it*
Frodo: Remember how you acquired that ring
Frodo: how they forced it on you
Frodo: ...but I am forbidden to say more
Ceolwulf: For a while there, I could hear your words in my head,
when you were not speaking
Ceolwulf: I remember that well. I would not take the thing
Frodo: And I could hear your thoughts. I could hear all of your
thoughts, all who had the rings
Ceolwulf: *he puts his head against the bars* Frodo, please help
me escape. I beg you!
Ceolwulf: Another night of listening to this thing speak to me,
another day....
Frodo: *frowns worriedly, reaches in and puts his hand on Ceolwulf's
shoulder*
Frodo: I don't know what to do!
Ceolwulf: *he looks up* Help me escape!
Frodo: If I let you go you will die; if I don't you still might
die
Frodo: but there is still a chance that you will live, if you
stay, and see her again
Ceolwulf: Then what is the risk?
Frodo: The risk is losing the chance of being pardoned
Ceolwulf: Do you really think King Varyon would pardon me?
Frodo: *sighs* I don't know....I really don't...but at least there
is still a chance *stresses the word*
Frodo: Perhaps if I were more...submissive to Vartang *smiles
wryly*
Ceolwulf: Then you will ask the King to pardon me?
Frodo: Oh yes of course
Ceolwulf: When, Frodo, when? *he looks into his eyes with a wild
expression*
Frodo: *pats his shoulder* As soon as I can. Tonight!
Ceolwulf: Then do this, for if I stay here much longer, if only
one day can do this to me, a few more and I will be insane!
Frodo: I will not let that happen, my friend! I will visit you
every day
Frodo: My Uncle Bilbo taught me many, many stories and now I will
teach them to you
Frodo: You will have much to think about *smiles* and it will
distract you from all this
Ceolwulf: Then begin, my friend, and perhaps they will drive the
mad thoughts from my mind
Frodo: Well! When my Uncle Bilbo was about as old as I am now,
he went on a great adventure
Frodo: But he didn't want to go on this adventure. The wizard
Gandalf made him come along
Frodo: Bilbo was scared to death at first, but he got up his courage
Frodo: It was the Took in him. The Tooks are the most adventurous
family in the Shire
Frodo: Nobody else ever goes on adventures, usually
Ceolwulf: But you
Frodo: *smiles*
Frodo: Bilbo was a---is a Baggins, but he has Took blood
Frodo: So Gandalf knew he was the right hobbit for their adventure
Frodo: Bilbo and Gandalf set out with thirteen dwarves
Frodo: to recover the dwarves' stolen treasure from the dragon
Smaug *proudly*
Frodo: Since they were going to steal back the treasure Smaug
had taken, they called themselves burglars
Frodo: Bilbo took this a little too seriously
Ceolwulf: *He takes another drink of wine and listens to what
Frodo says*
Frodo: On their journey, they came upon three trolls sitting around
a fire and complaining that they had no manflesh to eat!
Frodo: Bilbo went closer to investigate
Frodo: Now he could have just returned to the dwarves--but he
didn't! His Tookish blood was at work in all its strength!
Frodo: Since he was a "burglar"---he tried to pick one
of the trolls' pockets!
Frodo: But the troll noticed, and grabbed Bilbo by the neck
Frodo: "Blimey, Bert, look what I've copped!" the troll
said, for the trolls' names were Bert, William and Tom
Ceolwulf: *Ceolwulf laughs*
Frodo: The other two asked what Bilbo was, but William said to
Bilbo, "Lumme, if I knows! What are yer?"
Frodo: And Bilbo said, "A bur---a hobbit." He was so
scared he couldn't even talk clearly
Ceolwulf: *in spite of his dismal thoughts, Ceolwulf laughs again*
Frodo: *grins to hear Ceolwulf laugh*
Frodo: So from then on, the trolls called him a burrahobbit!
Frodo: *laughs himself*
Ceolwulf: *he laughs*
Frodo: But the trolls were hungry, and they decided to eat Bilbo
Frodo: and then, the dwarves started coming to see what the fuss
was about, all thirteen of them!
Frodo: And they all ended up tied in sacks, after a great struggle
Ceolwulf: Truly, twould be a sight to see!
Frodo: Aye!
Frodo: Actually, I saw those trolls once--but I haven't gotten
to that part yet
Ceolwulf: How could you see the trolls? You were not there, were
you?
Frodo: No, but you will see *smiles*
Frodo: So there they were, all the dwarves and poor Bilbo, tied
up in sacks, while the trolls argued about how to cook them!
Ceolwulf: A sorry fate that would be!
Frodo: Yes, yes, indeed
Frodo: *thinks: but if the trolls had eaten them, Bilbo would
not have found the Ring...and would not have adopted me and left
ME the ring....*
Frodo: *But he pushes the thought from his mind, horrified that
he could think such a thing*
Ceolwulf: *Ceolwulf can sense his thoughts, and answers.... Fates
are strange*
Frodo: *nods*
Frodo: The trolls couldn't decide whether to roast them, or mince
them up and boil them, or sit on them and squash them into jelly
Frodo: It was then that Gandalf returned in secret, and hid where
the trolls could not see him
Frodo: Gandalf made his voice sound like the trolls', and he kept
arguing with them about how to cook the dwarves and Bilbo
Frodo: The trolls argued and fought for the rest of the night
Frodo: And then, when the sun came up, they froze in place---and
turned to stone!
Ceolwulf: A clever trick, but are you sure this is not just a
tale that has been handed down?
Frodo: *grins* Oh, no, I am quite sure!
Frodo: My Uncle Bilbo tells no lies, and as I said, I have seen
the trolls myself!
Frodo: For they still stand there, stone statues!
Frodo: On my own journey, we came to the same spot. There were
the trolls!
Ceolwulf: Twould be a marvelous sight then to see them
Frodo: One had a bird's nest behind his ear! *laughs*
Ceolwulf: And with a bird upon its nest?
Frodo: No, it was empty. It was fall. Early October, a year ago
Frodo: *a faraway look crosses his face*
Ceolwulf: *He thinks.... a year ago, and what things have happened
in this year*
Frodo: *sees that Ceolwulf has begun to think his dismal thoughts
again*
Frodo: My friends and I all saw the trolls. Sam, too. He made
a song about them
Ceolwulf: *He reads Frodo's thoughts and then tries to seal his
own thoughts from him.*
Frodo: Would you like to hear it?
Ceolwulf: Aye
Frodo: *is surprised that Ceolwulf tries to hide his thoughts*
Frodo: *Frodo begins to sing in a clear, joyful, young voice*
Frodo: Troll sat alone on his seat of stone, and munched and mumbled
a bare old bone. For many a year he had gnawed it near, for meat
was hard to come by.
Frodo: Done by! Gum by! In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone,
and meat was hard to come by.
Frodo: Up came Tom with his big boots on. Said he to Troll: "Pray,
what is yon? For it looks like the shin o' my nuncle Tim, as should
be a-lyin' in graveyard.
Frodo: Caveyard! Paveyard! This many a hear has Tim been gone,
and I thought he were lyin' in graveyard."
Ceolwulf: *As he listens to the song, he thinks... Perhaps I shall
be in a graveyard in a few weeks.... or worse, food for the orcs.*
Frodo: "My lad," said Troll, "this bone I stole,
but what be bones that lie in a hole? They nuncle was dead as
a lump o' lead, afore I found his shinbone.
Frodo: Tinbone! Thinbone! He can spare a share for a poor old
troll, for he don't need his shinbone."
Ceolwulf: *He thinks of the orc guard gnawing and rending the
flesh from his bone... a somber thought, he thinks*
Frodo: Said Tom: "I don't see why the likes o' thee without
axin' leave should go makin' free with the shank and the shin
o' my father's kin, so hand the old bone over!
Ceolwulf: *he takes another drink from the wine skin. I wonder
if the orcs will ever sing a song about my bones*
Frodo: Rover! Trover! Though dead he be, it belongs to he, so
hand the old bone over!"
Frodo: *Frodo is not thinking of the morbid implications of the
song, only enjoying its humor, and his happy memories of Sam*
Frodo: "For a couple o' pins," says Troll, and grins,
"I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.
Frodo: A bit o' fresh meat will go down sweet! I'll try my teeth
on thee now.
Frodo: Hee now! See now! I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;
I've a mind to dine on thee now."
Ceolwulf: *Ceolwulf shuders and takes another drink, and by this
time the wine is taking effect*
Frodo: *Frodo notices the song is bothering Ceolwulf, but can't
think why; he trails off*
Frodo: What's the matter?
Ceolwulf: *He starts making up a tune in his head. "The Rohirrim
is very slim, and eatin' 'im is doubtful, but chop 'im up, and
put 'im a cup, and 'e'll make a mouthful!"*
Frodo: Don't worry! The troll doesn't eat him.
Frodo: *Frodo senses that thought and his eyes widen*
Frodo: *he groans* Oh, I didn't think of that
Ceolwulf: *He involuntarily shudders again*
Frodo: *slaps his hand to his forehead*
Frodo: Ah! I'm sorry
Frodo: I thought it was only a funny song
Ceolwulf: Pay no mind *he says and takes another drink*
Ceolwulf: Tis a good song indeed, but I am in a dour mood
Frodo: I know. I'm trying to lighten that mood, but I don't seem
to be doing very well
Ceolwulf: Finish the song *he says and takes another sip from
the wine skin*
Frodo: Are you sure?
Ceolwulf: Yes *he says* whatever happens, it will be fate
Ceolwulf: And no one can escape his doom
Frodo: Yes...well, as I said, the troll doesn't eat him. *thinks:
maybe you will escape this, as Bilbo escaped, and as the man in
Sam's song escaped.*
Ceolwulf: In Rohan there are not that many happy songs
Ceolwulf: There are songs though of victory and of great riders,
and they are happy
Frodo: I'll try to remember some songs of warriors, then, for
next time
Frodo: *continues singing*
Frodo: But just as he thought his dinner was caught, he found
his hands had hold of naught. Before he could mind, Tom slipped
behind, and gave him the boot to larn him.
Frodo: Warn him! Darn him! A bump o' the boot on the seat, Tom
thought, would be the way to larn him.
Frodo: But harder than stone is the flesh and bone of a troll
that sits in the hills alone. As well set your boot to the mountain's
root, for the seat of a troll don't feel it.
Frodo: Peel it! Heal it! Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom
groan, and he knew his toes could feel it.
Frodo: Tom's leg is game, since home he came, and his bootless
foot is lasting lame; But Troll don't care, and he's still there
with the bone he boned from its owner.
Frodo: Doner! Boner! Troll's old seat is still the same, and the
bone he boned from its owner!
Frodo: *grins and bows*
Ceolwulf: *He stands there and looks at Frodo and laughs begrudgingly*
Ceolwulf: Frodo *he says* of all the songs you could sing, it
would be this one with my execution possibly only thirty days
away
Frodo: *feels immensely guilty*
Ceolwulf: *he groans and turns back to his wine skin*
Ceolwulf: Would you care for a drink? *he passes the wineskin
through the bars*
Frodo: Ah...I'm sorry.....I didn't think of it that way. I do
wish I hadn't sung it!
Frodo: *beside himself with guilt and worry for Ceolwulf*
Ceolwulf: Then drink and forget your sorrows, as I try to forget
mine
Frodo: No thank you *gives the wine back to Ceolwulf*
Ceolwulf: Frodo, they are going to kill me. I know it!
Frodo: No they are not! I won't let them!
Ceolwulf: *he takes the wine skin back and brings it back to his
mouth*
Ceolwulf: If you think that the Easterlings would let the catch
of a man of Rohan go free, you do not know the history of them
Ceolwulf: *He turns away from Frodo* They have contrived this!
Ceolwulf: They must have been planning this all along! *a wild
look is on his face*
Frodo: Perhaps they have...I don't know their history...but they
have much more against me than against you, and they let me live!
Ceolwulf: *A moody man by nature, the possibility of his impending
execution and the wine join together and drive him to a fey mood*
Frodo: And here I am healed of all my hurts. If that can happen
to me, their greatest enemy for I tried to destroy them all, there
has to be hope for you!
Ceolwulf: Frodo *he says and shakes his head* Indeed, you do not
know the Variags!
Ceolwulf: Over and over again, the Variags have come into Rohan,
plundering the land
Ceolwulf: They would have destroyed Rohan and claimed it for their
own
Ceolwulf: Both Gondor and Rohan have felt the might of their power
Ceolwulf: Why do you think the Easterlings are here? To be given
the spoil. First Gondor, then Rohan
Frodo: *sighs*
Ceolwulf: If you think you can claim mercy from one of them, you
have been greatly deceived!
Frodo: Perhaps...but maybe there is something I will be able to
give them in exchange for your life
Ceolwulf: What could you give them?
Frodo: I cannot think what I could give without betraying the
West and our friends, but there must be something
Frodo: Perhaps I could act as though I were becoming loyal to
them
Frodo: Perhaps I could say that you are too useful to be killed
Ceolwulf: Ah *he says and grasps the bars tighter* you have a
plan?
Frodo: I have the beginnings of a plan
Frodo: I plan to say anything I can to help you
Frodo: Dear Ceolwulf! I will not let them kill you.
Ceolwulf: And you will go before Varyon?
Frodo: Of course
Ceolwulf: Then go, and go quickly. Another night here....
Frodo: *places his hand over Ceolwulf's large one that grasps
the bars* Be comforted, my friend. I am going.
Ceolwulf: *He sighs in relief*
Frodo: *smiles encouragingly to him*
Ceolwulf: *He smiles back to Frodo* Do what you can
Ceolwulf: And perhaps, just perhaps, I won't end up as a shin
bone in an orc pot
Frodo: *wry chuckle*
Frodo: *Frodo's hand passes gently over Ceolwulf's as he lowers
it* Farewell my friend, until tomorrow. *smiles, then steps down
from the stool*
Frodo: *Frodo pushes the stool back where he found it, all the
while planning what he will say to Varyon*
Frodo: *Defiance will not work here. Frodo must think of a reason
why Ceolwulf's life will be beneficial to Varyon. He must make
Varyon want to pardon Ceolwulf*
Frodo: *Should he emphasize Ceowulf's strength? His intelligence?
His loyalty? But then they would try to use these qualities for
Mordor's benefit, and that wouldn't do at all*
Frodo: *As Frodo ascends the stairs up into the daylight, he prays
to the Valar for inspiration*
Frodo: *O Elbereth Glithoniel, Star Kindler, kindle my mind with
the right thoughts to save his life!*